A strange form of parasite, the mustache will attach itself to the face of an individual, and allow them to become successful in their chosen field. Feeding off negative emotion, it often causes its host to deliberately antagonize nearby people in effort to provide for their symbiont.

The larger the mustache, the more poignant its effects. Also grants the host total immunity to consequences of their actions, partial immunity to Deegandrug and the ability to wholesaley slaughter individuals of a higher caste with relative ease.

Is believed to have some strange charisma boosting effect, as mustache hosts tend to be found in high ranks or influential positions.
How it has evolved is unknown. Perhaps some relation of Fangly.

Individuals known to have Mustaches: Warlord Damaske, Runcible Spoon, Arcangelo Scarlatti.